"tell her, don't tell her, don't bother none"

against my better judgement i called green apple girl to hook up on friday but got her roommate instead. and because i've got absolutely no conscience at all i asked her out instead, because it seemed both evil and kinky--the best kind of evil. and holy shit but we had fun at her cousin's bday party even though i hate parties because when i don't know anyone i can lie all i want. "hi, i'm masaharu, i'm a paleontology major from USC, yeah!" there was an uncomfortable moment when i was offered a joint and didn't want them to think i was a square but how else was i supposed to explain that i stopped smoking FOREVER when i my dad got throat cancer? although i did get a lot of laughs when i told her the reason is because i'm a recovering alcoholic hence the cross. it's fun not having ethics, like i'm not responsible for my actions.